... this is the archvillain speaking...

 (Cut-up of dialogue from The Champions episode "To Trap a Rat")

Easy now,

this is the archvillain speaking...

Revving of engines,

flying to London.

A game of cards,

a dirty one.

Got the pretext?

Into these, greased.

Mr Pelham, having it.

Junk. A test.

Preying on women.

Kind of a piercing squeal.

Sounding horns.

I'm not going to take you out!

A scream.

Law and order.

It lets out

desperate, high-pitched,

workshy girl

(needs special handling).

Drugs.

A lovely day.

It must be the peanut man!

Your father's on

more junk.

You were one of us.

What do you want?

Tremayne wants it,

off the record.

Hour chime nearby.

Diplomatic plates

and in that bag,

an addict.

Animals.

A couple of

right hard nuts.

Superhuman qualities.

Makes sense.

Get it out!

We'll toss.

Diplomatic privileges.

It's going to be abuse.

I'll fix you.

What about me?

The racquet has got to be

smashed. A bag of peanuts.

That's the 12th case this week.

Tonight, endowed bleeping

and justice chasing.

Do you want me to report that?

The birdsong of

a special consignment?

What was that?

I'm a killer.

Stick this gadget on him.

The bleep is fading.

The first link in the chain...

(with Anthony Nicholls as Tremayne)

B.R. 18.05.2021

The Ultimate Champion: super-powered secret agent Richard Barrett
aka Pudsey's own William Gaunt