Greasebox 2: Torode Is Long

To get philosophical

for a moment,

it is what it is.

Every tribe or sect

has its apologists

and its thankers.

This man is both DJ and chef:

joining two traditions

of annoying wankers.

Now, he's looking

like a greasy weasel,

wearing the grey pubic wig

of the septuagenarian

Joy of Sex man

as a lockdown hair helmet.

JOHN! JOHN!

Why don't you just

put a colander on it?

B.R. 13.05.2021

"His name is John Torode.
His brain is squirmin' like a toad."
(Jim Morrison)