May Day

 Zombie Andy Williams sings

"May each day in the week be a good day

and may each day in May be mega-fantastic!"

So, we begin the obscene

crowning of the May Queen

while Cylons in nylons

dance around pylons

and pretty pink and purple ribbons

become ligatures for Morris Men.

Out on the perimeter,

The Head of Gambaccini

floats above fields of buttercups,

spouting platter-spinning platitudes

as the brass band plays on:

"Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb,

you're my Sex Bomb..."

B.R. 01.05.2021