The Courtship Song of Pepé Le Pew

Why are you wasting all this time
Pretending you don't love me?
Let's face it, you're only human.
Don't deny yourself such ecstasy.

What are you so scared of, mon amour?
What are you running from?
I have slain the tiger neath your bed.
I have defused the bombs.

Erm...
Why have you changed the lock on the door?
Should I kneel and shout through this letterbox?
It seems a trifle mean.
Is it to keep me keen?
This beagle means to have his lusty fox.

B.R. 21/05/2013