This Town

Hey good lookin'
What evil plot
You got a-cookin'
For your satanic feast
Le grand fromage
Le spécialiste?

All hail King Kahuna!
You're cock of the walk
A big man with big talk
A patronising pedagogue
The one and only top dog
A cool cat
Witchfinder General
You're Roland Rat
Not Kevin the Gerbil
Head honcho
Prince Poncho
Egghead nonpareil
Chris Hughes* not C.J.
Spirit crusher
Soul cadger
Sworn enemy of
The Maungy Badger
You're a complete and utter disgrace
And one day I'd like to say this to your face:

This town ain't big enough for the both of us...

But if you'll just give me ten minutes
I'll clear my desk and
Get out of your way, okay?

This town ain't big enough for the both of us
And it's me who's gonna leave.
Harrumph...
(walks off muttering under breath)

B.R. 15/04/2012

*STILL International Mastermind Champion, lest we forget! B.R.