Dick Shaker and the Boa Constrictor (The Stickman Riots)

—In the bedroom slash studio
with Dick Shaker and the Boa Constrictor
(aka Everard his brother)


—laying down drum trax
(actually felt tip pens on radiator)


—recording backing vox:
"sha la la la...
      ching-a-ding-dong...
Marquis Cha-Cha...
      Emperor Ming Mong"


—Dick steps up to the Mike
(Miguel Wallace, Casio keyboard wizard),
his heart going boom boody-boom boody-boom
like a beating droom)
and sings like a cracked leather glove:

"We are such stuff as sex machines are made of..."

"You have come to the Island of  Death"

The hit single 'Give the Sod a Chance'

"Welcome to Hell on a plate"

and "Dance, Mongoose, Dance..."


—Listening to the playback
I cannot hear a thing
Cthulhu's chewing up the tape
The wreckers have got in

B.R. 27/04/2016

Satirical poster from the 2010 Polish presidential election. The caption reads "Choose the GREATER evil. VOTE CTHULHU."