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The Beast

I tried to repel it with Steph's Packed Lunch and drown it out with Rylans but The Beast, it feasts on misery and seems to thrive on violence. It spreads its tentacles far and wide. It's a relentless opportunist. But who has the kahunas to stand up to The Beast? The Beast is blind to your uniqueness and will tell you that it's weakness. It cannot hear so don't ask why. Shut your face! Accept its lies. It's the dregs, the pits, the last, the least. I say Today's the day WE SLAY THE BEAST! B.R. 09/11/2020 Stay Ugly > Control the Eloi > Save Room for Pudding (The Rt Hon Matt Morlock)

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