What Have You Done for Jesus Lately?

What have you done for Jesus lately
To make the J-Man proud?
Have you been pure of heart and soul
And stood out from the crowd?

He's been watching what you're doing.
He's been shaking his head.
You'd better go and change your ways
Before you end up dead.

You drink, you curse, and a lot worse.
Stop it and get holy!
He likes your trick with bread and fish
But not the guacamole.

He sees through the schemes that you use
To get ladies undressed.
It's not how Jesus spreads his love.
He's frankly unimpressed.

It's clear you don't recognise him,
The bearded son of a gun.
The long hair has gone. Now he looks
Like Peter Davison.

B.R. 20/08/2013