Quiché (and Other Middle Class Crimes)

"A middle class hero isn't something to be

It's all so dashed unpleasant as far as I can see"
                                             -NOT John Lennon



You are charged with:

• Buying a deerstalker and organic yogurt.
• Reaching perforgasm while playing jazz in your yurt.
• Keeping a second wolfhound in rural Northants.
• Expressing yourself through the medium of dance.
• Setting yourself up as a raconteur and bon viveur (when you are a poseur and utter masturbateur).
• Looking down on the working man from your ivory cliché.
• Standing by your aga, not making flans but quiché.
• Sneering and jeering at plebs; your fat face filled with scorn.
• Shooting at the fallow deer that fouled your croquet lawn.
• Wine snobbery.
• Daylight robbery.
• Hoity-toity hobnobbery.
• Subjecting the innocent to excruciating verse.

You are charged with these middle class crimes and much, much worse.
How do you plead?

Not guilty
And yet
Not innocent

B.R. 26/09/2012