Adverts

(i)

"If you need £ in a hurry, don't go to Quickdebt. Do what I did. Flog your mutton on the streets."


(ii)

"If you have a body part that you don't use very much, say a little finger or an ear you can't hear very well out of, why not have it turned into gold then melted down for cash? Go to MIDAS MASTER, where your golden years are all ahead of you..."


(iii)

"Have you taken out a loan or credit card in the last ten years? If so, you may have heard an announcement claiming that you could be owed thousands. We regret to announce that this announcement was announced in error.  It was a mis-announcement. You have NOT been mis-sold Payment Protection Insurance (PPI). It was sold to you completely legitimately and appropriately. You must ACT NOW to make arrangements to re-pay the money you have been re-paid. Why not contact us, Shaftcock Associates, and leave the matter in safe, professional hands?


(iv)

We'll buy any car, we'll buy any car,
We'll buy any car, any car, any car,
We'll buy any car, this car, that car,
We'll buy any car, any whatsoever
But I'm afraid that we won't be buying yours.

B.R. 10/03/2012

Comments

  1. I find the jaunty tune for the scrapage scheme quite appealing and led me to sell my neighbours vehicle, even though I had no proof of ownership or keys. The car was crushed and I was £150 up, not bad for a 2009 BMW 5 series.

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