Kenny Dalglish Relaxation Tape

Prologue

 

So tired

It makes a man feel

like slipping off his eel skin slippers

slipping on the old Kenny D

(relaxation cassette)

and slipping between

the bergamot scented sheetz

 

Such a shame then

that I'm chained to Boy George's radiator

 

 

 

Logue

 

Flex ~ hold ~ relax

Let your endorphins flow

 

Flex ~ hold ~ relax

Let all that tension go

 

Go to your happy place

(Hampden Park 1976

nutmegging Ray Clemence)

 

B.R. 01/07/2016

 

 

King Kenny