A Charming and Sensitive Guy

I'm a charming and sensitive guy
or at least I think I am.
I don't look for anyone's approval.
I can be decisive sometimes... can't I?
I'm a charming and sensitive guy.

I'm upstanding and I'm fine.
Got an extra vertebra in my spine.*
If you've got an x-ray machine
I could show it to you sometime.
I'm a charming and sensitive guy.

I'm prodigiously talented
and oh so special
but I'm modest too
(so, please, don't ask me why).
I'm a charming and sensitive guy.

B.R. 05/11/2015


* This is true you know, pop pickers. Most puny humans have five lumbar vertebrae (the vertebrae between the rib cage and the pelvis) but I found out this week that I have six! B.R.

The (Peter) Wyngarden of Earthly Delights