Stone Age Stud

I emerge from my man cave.

It's time for man meat.

 

Raquel Welch lies on a rock

like a seductively languid lizard.

She's giving me the thigh.

 

So typical of these lovelies

in their skimpy fur bikinis,

wanting me to lie beside her.

But I haven't got the time.

While the sun is high in the sky

I've got to bag me

a sabre-toothed tiger.

So, like a Neanderthal golfer,

I pick up my clubs and go.

 

Aah, ravishing Raquel...

it's the beard and monobrow, you see

I'm a bit of a stud, prehistorically.

 

B.R. 05/06/2015

 

Raquel Welch and John Richardson in One Million Years B.C. (1966)