PhenoMan

 

 

I am PhenoMan.

That's a phenomenal man

you understand.

 

I am completely ace,

with my great honest, sonsie face.

Six foot one.

A funk-filled party bag of fun.

There ain't nuthin' I can't do

(to some substandard degree or other).

You'd better believe it, brother.

 

Behold my bitchin' beard -

it's getting better year-on-year.

They say that grey is the new black.

I ain't ever going back.

 

I AM PHENOMAN!

 

B.R. 05/11/2014