The Love Song of Rupert "Beefy" Seabrooks

(for E.L.R.)

I do not have a manly chest ~
more like womanly bosoms.
I'll never pass a test to be the best dressed
or conduct the Last Night of the Proms.

I don't have all of the answers.
I don't really know what you're asking.
I'm not the last of the red hot romancers
and I'm pants at multitasking.

I'm spineless and I'm gutless.
Made from immoral fibre.
I'm a gerbil who's terribly nervous
when I need to be a roaring tiger.

I yam what I yam but for what it's worth
I'd follow you to the ends of the Earth.

B.R. 07/03/2014