There Ain't No Nuthin' (A Bullet Point Poem)

There ain't no goddamn reason

• Why you should spurn all HP sauces
• Why you should join one of the armed forces
• Why you should enrol on counselling courses
• Why this bedroom smells of horses

There ain't no future

• In making love with the devil
• In making your family call you Neville
• In making toasted sandwiches in a Breville
• In Dane Bowers (of Another Level)

There ain't no bleedin' excuse

• For not cleaning the top of the stove
• For not warning your mum off that cove
• For not twatting George Osborne or Michael Gove
• For saying "Love hath no colour," when it's mauve

B.R. 05/02/2014

 

"The Level" were huge  fans of Henry Miller, the American writer of naughty bits par-excellence. The two albums they released before this one were called "Sexus" and "Plexus".