He's a Lady

 

 

He's a lady

Where once strode Simon

now sashays Sadie

He drives me crazy

Been acting weird lately

By day a high court judge

By night he's somewhat shady

 

He may be a psychopath

but he ain't no Ian Brady

This charming man

with farming hands

and a touch of Richard Madeley

It was love at first bite

He gave me rabies

 

He's a lady

He's an unutterable swine

But the lady is mine

 

B.R. 20/12/2013