K9 Blues

I went to
The Doctor, said "Master,
I'm
Not very well.
I feel tearful, sad and past the
End of my leash."
He
Kicked me then left with a
Swish of scarf.

That's how he
Gets after the sun sets
On
His damn TARDIS -
As drunk as a Timelord can be.
Am I depressed?
Yes...
Sorry, affirmative
I should say.

Romana
And I are excellent
At
Fixing holes in
The space-time continuum but
She cannot mend
A
broken heart and neither
Can I... (sighs)

I sometimes
Think I should pack it in.
I'm
Classically trained -
I once gave my Bottom to the
Stout yeomen of
Looe.
I'll go back into rep.
Doctor Who?

B.R. 23/05/2012