Flog It!

Aah, the dulcet tones

of the Flog It! theme tune...

Just in case you were wondering

if life is ultimately without meaning,

here is Monsignor Paul Martin

to remove any doubt.

Just as a boulevardier

is never more than six feet away

from a plague-carrying rodent,

Man is never more

than half an hour

from an episode of Flog It!

It's very inoffensiveness,

it causes great offence.

"So what are you going to do

with your thirty seven pence?"

B.R. 24.04.23

To find the time to record over 10,000 episodes of Flog It!, presenter Paul Martin was forced to use a TARDIS disguised as a grandfather clock.