Revolving Board

Bob Monkhouse

looks down a row of crossbows

and nods.

It is good.

Paul Daniels

looks up at a row of boobs

and laughs.

It is magic.

Sir Bruce Forsyth

looks down on row upon row

of smiling faces.

It is nice to see them.

To see them, it is nice.

Jim Bowen

looks down at the arrows of Eric Bristow

and sighs with relief.

The money he won for charity,

it is safe.

The Time of the Revolving Board is nigh

- non-darts player to throw first -

but how can this couple risk it all,

the TV with wired remote control,

for a chance at winning Bully's Star Prize:

the key to everlasting life?

B.R. 04/01/2021

"Bristow reasons... Bristow quickens... Aaah, Bristow!"
- The great Sid Waddell, the "Voice of Darts"