Beware the Signs

There now follows a public service announcement:

Do you know that your flies are undone?

 

You are in a designated pubic place

 

(Enter Jimmy Cricket, stage right)

C'mere, there's more!

 

 

(Exit stage left)

 

DO NOT FEED THE PIGEONS

DO NOT FEED THE GEESE

 

No street lighting

midnight to 5.30 am

 

No ball games, cycles,

roller skates or skateboards

in this area

by order of your mama

 

Increased beastliness

midnight to 5.30 am

 

Awarded five stars for hygiene

and zero stars for taste

 

Remove dog faeces immediately

 

Humps for 300 yards

(or twenty minutes,

whichever's longest)

 

Cat's eyes removed

 

Kermit holders only

 

DO NOT FEED THE KRAKEN

 

Beware - blind cats crossing

 

Cyclists dismount

 

Cyclists mount

 

Cyclists... oh, just bugger off, why don't you?

 

B.R. 23/06/2019