Ye Olde Fighting Cocks

I was eight Jägerbombs deep
and four sheets to the wind
in Ye Olde Fighting Cocks.

I went to punch the landlord
but I was outmanoeuvred.
I fell face-first on the carpet.

It had been beautifully hoovered.

B.R. 09/03/2019

A cockfight in Mexico, ca. 1913