Ye Olde Fighting Cocks
I was eight Jägerbombs deep
and four sheets to the wind
in Ye Olde Fighting Cocks.
I went to punch the landlord
but I was outmanoeuvred.
I fell face-first on the carpet.
It had been beautifully hoovered.
B.R. 09/03/2019
and four sheets to the wind
in Ye Olde Fighting Cocks.
I went to punch the landlord
but I was outmanoeuvred.
I fell face-first on the carpet.
It had been beautifully hoovered.
B.R. 09/03/2019
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| A cockfight in Mexico, ca. 1913 |
Is this a Shipelly Haiku?
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