The Mary Berry Wet Caramel Recrystallisation Blues

And, lo! Water shall evaporate
and sugar return to its sugary state!

And so I flambé my way
over the border,
from caramelised to burned.
My Michelin stickers, unearned.

When I leave the bistro,
I look down at my feet.
And Mary Berry
spits at me in the street.

B.R. 18/11/2018

Mary Berry