Thank You

Will patrons kindly refrain
from freebasing cocaine?
Thank you.

Will customers kindly stop
helping themselves to our stock?
Much obliged.

Thank you for not walking on the grass,
you colossal pains in the ass
(or grarse/arse. Muchas graciarse).

Please stop applauding during the solo.
It isn't the done thing, by damme.
It puts Cyprian off his concerto.
You are a product of Classic FM!

Do us a favour - shut your face
when you finally leave this place.

This is a World Heritage Site!
Have some respect, you little shite!

B.R. 09/11/2018