Why is Michael Gove?
Why is Michael Gove
that odd shade of mauve?
Not the sort of cove
you'd want to make love
to.
I'd rather live amongst wild goats
or in a pile of old goth coats
or run nekked through Milton Keynes
or be the face of Asda jeans
or clamp my sweetmeats in a vice
or succumb to bum-eating lice
than lie in bed post-coitally
with Gove, so hoity-toitily.
P.S.
I'm sorry Mike, I must confess
I'm holding out for IDS...
B.R. 13/06/2017
that odd shade of mauve?
Not the sort of cove
you'd want to make love
to.
I'd rather live amongst wild goats
or in a pile of old goth coats
or run nekked through Milton Keynes
or be the face of Asda jeans
or clamp my sweetmeats in a vice
or succumb to bum-eating lice
than lie in bed post-coitally
with Gove, so hoity-toitily.
P.S.
I'm sorry Mike, I must confess
I'm holding out for IDS...
B.R. 13/06/2017
Michael Glove doing his best Holly Johnson impersonation
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