Johnny Alucard

Here comes Johnny Alucard.
He's one hep swinging cat.
He likes to hang around upside down
but you'll soon get used to that.

Here comes Johnny Alucard,
like a sexy reboot of Ray Reardon.
He's got lots of charm and the sort of arms
all the birds like to appear on.

For God's sake, don't look in his eyes!
Next thing you know he'll be in your bedroom,
with his film star looks and smell of old books
and his fingers ice cold as the tomb.

Here comes Johnny Alucard.
He's just flown in from the east.
He'll make a wreck of your lovely neck.
Drive a stake through the heart of the beast!

B.R. 05/01/2017

Christopher Neame as Johnny Alucard in Dracula AD 1972