Smoked Mozzarella Factory

Have you ever been
to a smoked mozzarella factory before?
I can't conceive
you'll want to leave
when you've seen behind this door.

Have you ever been
to a smoked mozzarella factory before?
It was the superfood of the gods
way back in days of yore,
that and the occasional Snickers bar
(in years bygone, twas known as Marathon)
washed down with cans of Scarlet Ptarmigan.*
They drank those rose tinted babies by the score.

Have you ever been
to a smoked mozzarella factory before?
If you dig hickory chips
then you've got one helluva treat in store
AND there's the UK's biggest walk-in smoker!


Have you ever been
to a smoked mozzarella factory before?
Do you really want to start now?
Are you sure?
To be truthful, it's lacking in charmeries
but it still beats the Royal Armouries.†

B.R. 05/06/2016


* All the flappy wing power of a ptarmigan, trapped in an itty-bitty can. Imagine!
† The oldest (and dullest) museum in the United Kingdom.

The Old Smokehouse (1989) by Jessie Coates