Mr Spoon

 

Mr Spoon
As cool as Duck
(Dodgers in the 24½^th Century)
Stirring you up with his big spoon hands
Buttering you up
Creaming you up
but never beating you up
But if he ever kicks you
with his big white boots
hotdamn it
you will well and truly stay kicked

Mr Spoon
Catching rocket ships to the shops
to buy oven chips and chops

Mr Spoon
Laying with his mistress Miss Fork
making little baby sporks
on the curiously curved
lunar surface
Oh! Mr Spoon
One day he'll work out
it's not really the moon

B.R. 11/10/2015