Access Bus

(A geriatric anthem sung to the tune of "Magic Bus" by The Who)


Every day I wait by my door (Too much, the Access Bus)
For the Access Bus that I adore (Too much, the Access Bus)
Without it I couldn't do my shopping (Too much, the Access Bus)
So on that bus I goes a-hopping (Too much, the Access Bus)
Without it I couldn't get my pension (Too much, the Access Bus)
Or some other things I shouldn't mention (Too much, the Access Bus)
I don't want to cause no fuss (Too much, the Access Bus)
But can I buy this Access Bus? (Too much, the Access Bus)
Nooooooooo!

I don't care how much I pay (Too much, the Access Bus)
I wanna drive my bus to my lady each day (Too much, the Access Bus)
I can't walk that far like I once could (Too much, the Access Bus)
But I can still make love and make it good (Too much, the Access Bus)

I want it, I want it, I want it (You can't have it!)
Doggone it, doggone it, doggone it (You can't have it!)
I want it, I want it, I want it, I want...

Three pounds a journey twice a day
Just to drive to my lady
Three pounds a journey twice a day
'Cause I drive my lady every way

Access Bus, Access Bus, Access Bus, Access Bus
Access Bus, Access Bus, Access Bus, Access Bus
I want the Access Bus
I want the Access Bus

I said, now I've got my Access Bus (Too much, the Access Bus)
I said, now I've got my Access Bus (Too much, the Access Bus)
I drive my lady every way (Too much, the Access Bus)
Each time I go a different way (Too much, the Access Bus)

Access Bus, Access Bus, Access Bus, Access Bus

Every day you'll see the dust (Too much, the Access Bus)
As I drive my lady in my Access Bus (Too much, the Access Bus)
When we arrive she licks her lips (Too much, the Access Bus)
Thank God for these replacement hips (Too much, the Access Bus)

B.R. 28/03/2012