Five Gary Numans Drive a Polymoog Synthesizer Down the A6007 Between Heanor and Ilkeston

For all of his bleating on about cars (plural),

Gary Numan has been driving

the same light green Vauxhall Cavalier

since 1979.

For it is in this car

that he feels safest of all -

he can lock all his doors.

It keeps him stable for yonks.

But every couple of years,

the image breaks down;

Gary trades in his wife

for a younger, more sporty model.

A new Numanoid, if you will.

It makes him feel young.

It makes him feel virile.

It's the only way to live.

B.R. 27.08.2022

It was only after stopping at Trowell Services for a Ginsters Steak Slice that Gaz realised he'd forgotten to bring his car with him.