Bendy Bully

I was a honoured guest

at the flat of big chief Sitting Bully.

We had just finished a sumptuous feast

of Super Noodles and Space Raiders.

 

I thought there was a strange taste

to my Maxwell House

and my tinnitus had started
 to flare up like 70s trouserings,

when he dropped the bombshell:

 

You have the time it takes the board to revolve

to decide if you want to go to bed with me.

 

I bid my adieux to Tony Green

(painting naked ladies behind a screen),

grabbed my commemorative tankard

and fled.

 

B.P.R. 26/08/2017