You Don't Have to (But It's Mandatory)

You do not have to

but it is mandatory.

It is expected of you.

Think of the people you're letting down!

Think of the children!

Won't somebody please think of the children?

It's in your contract.

It's in your terms and conditions.

Read them - I've attached them

in a PDF.

You don't want to disappoint people again

do you? Do you?

Remember the last time!

The shame! THE SHAME!

To think it's come to this.

You are obliged

and obligated

and, morally speaking,

I don't think you have any choice

but, as I say,

you do not have to.

I do not have to

but I know that I do

and I know that I will...

but not just yet...

so I press the snooze button.

It can wait ten minutes.

B.R. 13.2.24