Willst du meine Freundin sein?

I thought you ought to know

that I've been watching you

through my powerful

Gestapo binoculars

and what I have seen,

it has pleased me.

It has pleased me very much.

Now it occurs to me

that I would like to observe you

more closely. To this end,

I propose - when I say propose,

I really mean insist -

that at midnight tonight

you come round to my

secret underground bunker

(address enclosed).

The password is "leather shorts".

We will eat a little sauerkraut.

We will drink a little schnapps.

Then, if you play your spielkarten right,

I might allow you to sit on my lap.

I may even permit you to brush

your soft lips against my cheek

and then we will speak,

freely and loquaciously,

the immense and limitless

language of love...

GOTT IM HIMMEL!

B.R. 08.04.2021