I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

 I saw Daddy making love to Santa Claus.

There ain't nuthin' can quite prepare ya

to have that image stamped on your retina.

It started with a kiss

(as these things are wont to do)

'neath the sleazy mistletoe.

They didn't see me creep

downstairs to have a peep

and I don't think that I will sleep

tonight or maybe ever again.

My pa and Santa going hammer and tongs:

two big burly bearded men.

B.R. 16/12/2020

"It's the night before Christmas,
everybody gettin' hot!
Casting our underpants to the winds.
That Santa dude, he died for our sins,
so let's give it one last shot!"