Eyes Flashing Angrily

Eyes flashing angrily,

Metal Mickey is tied to a trebuchet

and hurled behind the ramparts

of Castle Grayskull

where Grotbags and She-Ra

are embarking on a fromage à trois

with foil-wrapped Laughing Cow

and a tub of Philadelphi-ah.

His helmet gleaming in the sun,

von Klinkerhoffen (His Teutonic Highness)

is mounting a bitter rearguard action in

the war against vaginal dryness.

"Bigger boobs - best", blip-blip-blip...

prancing about in incontinence knicks.

Can't you see? She just wants to be free.

A little bit of wee won't stop she being she.

No medical! No awkward questions!

Mr Man is made up to have paid up

for the complete peace of mind

that comes with Over 50s life cover.

So, dear Eddi Reader, picture his dismay

when an enemy sniper picks him off

on the eve of his 50th birthday.

B.R. 13/10/2020

"I was sitting all alone, watching people getting off, with each other
They were dancing 'cross the floor, turning movement back and forth, they were lovers
One more lonely night for me, I looked up what did I see...

Sexy eyes"