Concierto de Don Simon Le Bonbonbon

Listen, my soul, to the glad refrain,
"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!"
But I am not  happy.
Not a bit of it.
This show has been uninspired, turgid.

So NO, I will not clap my hands;
nor will I stamp my feet,
pat my head,
slap my knees
or shout "We are!"

But I will  beat a hasty retreat
to my car, while shouting abuse
at this lousy orchestra.

These tickets were free but that's far
too expensive for what
I've had to endure...

Symphonic renditions of Wham!

Endless concertos of Duran Duran.

B.R. 04/02/2020

"Hoskins is now going to thrash you; then he'll let you go. Let this be a lesson to you not to poach on my land."