Zero-hours Contract Egyptian Slave Blues

I'm sexy but expendable, a slave
from the wrong side
of the pyramid estate

and she, she's a queen
from a royal bloodline.
Bae, she can whip me
any day or night-time

and she do!
She beat me summat cruel.
She's so mean,
my spiteful queen,
and I takes it like a fule!

Beautiful and haughty,
she puts the ug in naughty
with her monobrow
and her shaved head.
If she gives the word,
I'll wind up dead.

She's got the looks.
I've got no brains.

I suppose it beats working
in Home Bar-gains.

B.R. 12/09/2019

Cleopatra with Peacock, by Edward Mason Eggleston. Phil the Peacock was specially trained to protect his mistress's modesty whenever there were painters around.