23rd Century Parkinson

Instant cover.
No medical screen.
No questions about your health.
As long as you are resident in the UK
and between the ages of 95 and 150...
then you are guaranteed
to die relatively soon.

And you get this special monogrammed crack pipe
just for enquiring

B.P.R. July 2016

 

Cupid Stunt (Kenny Everett) with a brace of Michael Parkinsons